sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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taylorsvift:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

officerbottom:

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

guess that ghost just isn’t in his right spirits